You Know You’re My Client If…
You’ve got your own brand of weird and you love yourself for it. You are
curious. Creative. Adventurous. You want to dive in and experience all the
wonder and possibility life can offer, and you often do. In your best
moments, you want it all – you know it’s there, waiting for you, wanting
you. In your worst moments, your adventurousness can get you into to some
dark spaces. At times, you may even feel betrayed by life.
I’m here to show you there is joy in the darkness, and potential in the joy.
Joy and aliveness are beautiful things. They offer infinite expansion,
infinite exploration. There is always another sunset to experience,
another life to touch, another orgasmic bite of food, another way to
follow your soul.
What you haven’t discovered yet requires a journey. I’m here to take you
through a process that unveils the potential within.
Here’s How It Works…
Over a series of three months, we’ll explore the deeper patterns of your
life, the archetypal stories you have been living since you were born.
Together, we’ll rewrite those tales and emerge into a place of joy and
bliss previously unknown.
We’ll explore the delicious depths of your Desires – the yearnings of your
soul that lead to your most glorious life, the most glorious you. There is
a reason that you have those yearnings – they are the calls of destiny,
large and small, leading you on a path to your highest purpose, your
greatest joy, your brilliant ecstasy.
We’ll tug out your soul purpose – not just what you want to DO in the
world, but who you are and how you want to BE and FEEL. These are your
patterns and your lessons. It takes special attention to see how your
stories merge into your uniqueness, how they reveal obstacles and paths in an
archetypal way that can create the joyous life that is perfect for you.
That’s why you know you need a guide on this path. Every hero does.
You’ve probably invested in yourself already, from workshops to therapy to
seminars. And in order to really take it to the next level, to embrace the
darkness, to become whole, to become ecstatic, you need someone who can
decipher the patterns you’ve missed, look at them in a new way, and show
you the astounding possibilities you haven’t yet considered.
For the next 3 months, we’ll have a session every three weeks, a
conversation to help us hone in on your main adventure until our next call.
How will you pursue your most joyful life? How will you connect more deeply with your most true desires? What can you do daily? What will motivate you weekly? Monthly? How can we get you closer to how you want to feel? Closer to your ecstasy?
Between sessions, you’ll focus in your tasks, steadily incorporating more
joy into your world, into your body, into your cells. There will be
challenges for you to complete, and you’ll report back on your progress
with email updates and on our calls. Together, we’ll watch your joy
unfold, then move to expand it even further.
Everything will be completely customized to your needs and desires of the
moment. We will pivot and dance as we discover what works best for you in
this quest for aliveness.
You’ve Got Joy will be included to assist you on your way, daily text
reminders to keep you connected to your desires, your joy, and your path.
Who doesn’t like a before and after pic? As part of this introductory
offer, I’d like to include a short entrance and exit call, to help us see
where you are when we start and how far you’ve come after 3 months.
Everything we discuss is completely confidential. I am the keeper of your
secrets. Tell me anything and everything. With your consent, I may share
pieces of your story (with or without your name), in order to invite
others on this path as well.
I want to craft something different with you. A new model of exploring
your life that engages you with curiosity and adventure. One that retells
your stories and rewrites your body canvas. One that fills your life with
adventures of your own making.
The cost of this program is $1,500. Register today to receive a special
introductory price of $1050 (3 payments of $350). Your journey begins
immediately upon payment.
Contact me directly at email@example.com.